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fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

i hope they play this at his wedding

19 Apr 00:00 am with 14,214 notes

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

18 Apr 23:29 pm with 460,997 notes
Abigail is one of those very smart girls, who hasn’t quite figured out that very smart girls grow up and know all the moves that they’re making when they’re trying to hide something.
18 Apr 23:18 pm with 1,004 notes

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

18 Apr 20:15 pm with 44,178 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

18 Apr 01:43 am with 197,396 notes

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

18 Apr 01:30 am with 15,438 notes

i watched captain america and shit

18 Apr 01:23 am with 1 note

absurdical:

trektags:

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16 Apr 00:27 am with 4,823 notes

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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16 Apr 00:20 am with 359,847 notes

brillohead:

baconsteak:

milhousecest:

i fucking hate you kathy lee

im laughing so hard oh my god

oh my fucking god

15 Apr 23:55 pm with 172,155 notes